Funny Forwards

Ostavi fotoaparat, pomoziiiiiiiii!!!! (Leave the camera, heeeeeeeeeelp!!!)

2012-01-30T07:03:00.001-08:00

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:D

2011-06-09T02:54:00.001-07:00

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2011-03-06T12:14:00.001-08:00

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0

The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be.

Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paper clips."

Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code.

To err is human... to really foul up requires the root password.

To go forward, you must backup

Black holes result from God dividing the universe by zero.

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

If there is a God, he's a great mathematician. - Paul Dirac

Mathematics is radical!

You don't have to be a rocket scientist to smell like one.

You might be qualified to work for NASA if...
you're insulted at jokes about rocket scientists

you wear a T-Shirt that says "Mathematicians count!"

you have no life and can prove it mathematically

you take the derivative of the square root of your apple pie.

you wear a T-Shirt that says "Physicists matter!"

you frequently whistle the theme song to "Mission Impossible"

your college professors ask you for help teaching the lesson

your primary diet is soda and day-old pizza

you go to the store and contemplate how you would have designed the cash register

your idea of weekend fun is to write instruction sets for your pet robot dog

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What guys think :)

2010-10-24T18:00:00.001-07:00

Deny if you dare!! :)

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Always B yourself

2010-10-14T04:20:00.001-07:00

:D

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How Europe is seen :)

2010-10-13T12:23:00.001-07:00

:D :D :D

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Window wash

2010-09-29T10:43:00.000-07:00

O dear...

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Joke

2010-09-28T09:20:00.000-07:00

A little boy got on the bus and sat next to a man reading a book. He
noticed that he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he
wore his collar backwards.

The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father."

The little boy replied, "My Dad doesn't wear his collar like that."

The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the Father of many."

The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he
doesn't wear his collar that way!"

The priest, getting impatient, said "I am the Father of hundreds," and
went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and
said, "Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your pants on backwards
instead of your collar."

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1919 Anti-drinking poster

2009-04-23T03:55:00.001-07:00

If you were alive around in 1919 and came upon the following poster...... .

... I mean, seriously, would you quit drinking???

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Eh ti Prozori...

2009-04-23T03:01:00.001-07:00

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Maths

2009-04-20T04:10:00.001-07:00

Math Question:

A excavator weighing 8 tons is on top of a flatbed trailer and
heading east on Interstate 70 near Hays, Kansas.

The extended shovel arm is made of hardened refined steel and the
approaching overpass is made of commercial-grade concrete, reinforced
with 1 1/2 inch steel rebar spaced at 6 inch intervals in a

crisscross pattern layered at 1 foot vertical spacing.

Solve: When the shovel arm hits the overpass, how fast do you have to
be going to slice the bridge in half?? (Assume no effect for headwind
and no braking by the driver...)
Extra Credit: Solve for the time and distance
required for the entire rig to come to a complete stop after hitting
the overpass at the speed calculated above?

Yes, you can ignore the coefficient of friction.

*Scroll down for the answer

I couldn't solve it either......but who cares; the pictures are great!

Terrific illusion!!!

2009-04-17T01:18:00.002-07:00

:D :D :D

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Hangover :D

2009-04-17T01:18:00.001-07:00

:))))))))))))))

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Japanese technology (X'tal vision)

2009-03-25T04:16:00.001-07:00

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Fail!

2009-03-25T04:01:00.000-07:00

:D

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In the crapper :))))

2009-03-25T04:00:00.000-07:00

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How to know when somebody didn't wipe their a$$?

2009-03-25T03:46:00.001-07:00

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Animals...

2009-03-25T03:45:00.001-07:00

:D :D :D :D :D :D

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Durex have fun - obavezan ton!!!!

2009-03-25T03:40:00.001-07:00

:D

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Photocopies........

2009-03-25T03:32:00.001-07:00

If you scan... make sure it's at your home.. :D

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SNG2

2009-03-25T03:22:00.001-07:00

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Driving home for christmas ;-)

2009-03-25T03:20:00.001-07:00

Very true indeed..

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Full mouth..

2009-03-04T05:56:00.000-08:00

:)

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Canadian police chase

2009-03-04T05:50:00.001-08:00

:D :D :D

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Serbian koala (fwd)

2009-03-04T05:27:00.001-08:00

:D

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Karma

2009-02-03T10:54:00.001-08:00

So damn right!

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The Mom Song

2009-02-03T10:31:00.000-08:00

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Nice pics.. again :D

2009-02-03T05:02:00.000-08:00

:D

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Yoga masters

2009-02-02T06:35:00.001-08:00

Hehehe..

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We want beer!!

2009-02-02T05:33:00.001-08:00

These at least know why they stike!! :D

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Fwd: Fw: Ann Summers - it made me smile!!

2009-02-02T05:28:00.001-08:00

Subject: Ann Summers

A man walks into Ann Summers to purchase some
see-through lingerie for his wife.He is shown several

possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price,

The more see-through, the higher the price.
He opts for the sheerest item, pays the £150 and
takes the lingerie home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs,
put it on and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks 'I have an idea.'

'It's so see-through that it might as well be nothing.
I won't put it on - do the modelling naked - return it
tomorrow and get a £150 refund and keep the money for myself'.

So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes
a pose.

The husband says 'Stone me, it wasn't that creased in the
shop'.

His funeral is this Thursday.

A smile!!! (fwd)

2009-02-02T05:27:00.001-08:00

Once in a million photo-takes... A smile from the sky..

Send to someone who you'd like to have a nice day!
I have.

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NHS

2009-02-02T01:52:00.001-08:00

Do you ever worry about the NHS at all? (email doing the rounds)

> > You should - These are sentences actually typed by Medical secretaries in
> > NHS Greater Glasgow
> >
> >
> >
> > 1. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
> >
> > 2. Patient has left her white blood cells at another hospital.
> >
> > 3. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a
> > 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.
> >
> > 4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very
> > hot in bed last night.
> >
> > 5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
> >
> > 6. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it
> > disappeared.
> >
> > 7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be
> > depressed.
> >
> > 8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
> >
> > 9. Discharge status:- Alive, but without my permission.
> >
> > 10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert, but
> > forgetful.
> >
> > 11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
> >
> > 12. She is numb from her toes down.
> >
> > 13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.
> >
> > 14. The skin was moist and dry.
> >
> > 15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
> >
> > 16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
> >
> > 17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
> >
> > 18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she
> > got a divorce.
> >
> > 19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our care for physical
> > therapy.
> >
> > 20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
> >
> > 21. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
> >
> > 22. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
> >
> > 23. Skin: somewhat pale, but present.
> >
> > 24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.
> >
> > 25. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.
> >
> > 26. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities
> >
> > 27. When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.
> >
> > 28. The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane
> > ran out of fuel and crashed.
> >
> > 29. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.
> >
> > 30. She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate
> > directions in early December.
> >
> > 31. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Smith, who felt we should sit on
> > the abdomen and I agree.
> >
> > 32. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a
> > stock broker instead.
> >
> > 33. By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was
> > feeling better.

Benny Hill - Wishing Well

2009-01-29T04:22:00.001-08:00

Sweet :D

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Funny videos :D

2009-01-23T04:12:00.001-08:00

:D

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The dangers of bread

2009-01-15T18:29:00.001-08:00

The Dangers of Bread

A recent Cincinnati Enquirer headline read, "SMELL OF BAKED BREAD MAY BE
HEALTH HAZARD." The article went on to describe the dangers of the smell of
 baking bread. The main danger, apparently, is that the organic components
of this aroma may break down ozone (I'm not making this stuff up).

I was horrified. When are we going to do something about bread-induced
 global warming? Sure, we attack tobacco companies, but when is the
government going to go after Big Bread?

Well, I've done a little research, and what I've discovered should make
anyone think twice ....
 
1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread eaters.
2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households
   score below average on standardized tests.
3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the
    average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were
   unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as
   typhoid, yellow fever and influenza ravaged whole nations.
 4. More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of
   eating bread. 
5. Bread is made from a substance called "dough." It has been proven that
   as little as one pound of dough can be used to suffocate a mouse. The
    average American eats more bread than that in one month!
6. Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low occurrence
   of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease and osteoporosis.
7. Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and
    given only water to eat, actually begged for bread after only two days.
8. Bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to harder items
   such as butter, jelly, peanut butter and even cold cuts. 
 9. Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than
   90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body
   being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy,
    gooey bread-pudding person. 
10. Newborn babies can choke on bread.
11. Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That
    kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute. 
12. Most American bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between
     significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.  

In light of these frightening statistics, we propose the following bread
restrictions: 

1. No sale of bread to minors.
2. No advertising of bread within 1000 feet of a school.
 3. A 300 percent federal tax on all bread to pay for all the societal ills
   we might associate with bread.
4. No animal or human images, nor any primary colors (which may appeal to
   children) may be used to promote bread usage. 
 5. A $4.2 zillion fine on the three biggest bread manufacturers. Please
   send this e-mail on to everyone you know who cares about this crucial
   issue.  

Remember: Think globally, act idiotically

WTF?!

http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/9.html#subindex

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Take a break :)))

2008-12-27T05:44:00.002-08:00

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Stone age

2008-12-27T05:44:00.001-08:00

:)

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Athens after vandalisms

2008-12-27T05:11:00.000-08:00

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Subject: ATHENS AFTER VANDALISMS

Good evening,

The photos attaches are not from Iraq or any other city under war but from a central road in Athens. We hope that our prime minister (usa) will not request the" help" of the tanks tomorrow in order to calm down all these people that have caused this terrible condition ..

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You can't fix stupid :(

2008-12-26T19:22:00.001-08:00

:(((((
OMG!

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Fwd: What NOT to do to your girlfriend! :D

2008-12-26T19:00:00.001-08:00

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There IS Santa Clause :)

2008-12-25T17:12:00.001-08:00

http://www.newseum.org/yesvirginia/

Eight-year-old Virginia O'Hanlon wrote a letter to the editor of New York's Sun, and the quick response was printed as an unsigned editorial Sept. 21, 1897. The work of veteran newsman Francis Pharcellus Church has since become history's most reprinted newspaper editorial, appearing in part or whole in dozens of languages in books, movies, and other editorials, and on posters and stamps.

"DEAR EDITOR: I am 8 years old.
"Some of my little friends say there is no Santa Claus.
"Papa says, 'If you see it in THE SUN it's so.'
"Please tell me the truth; is there a Santa Claus?

"VIRGINIA O'HANLON.
"115 WEST NINETY-FIFTH STREET."

VIRGINIA, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except [what] they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Virginia, whether they be men's or children's, are little. In this great universe of ours man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect, as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge.

Yes, VIRGINIA, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Santa Claus. It would be as dreary as if there were no VIRGINIAS. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The eternal light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished.

Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies! You might get your papa to hire men to watch in all the chimneys on Christmas Eve to catch Santa Claus, but even if they did not see Santa Claus coming down, what would that prove? Nobody sees Santa Claus, but that is no sign that there is no Santa Claus. The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that's no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world.

You may tear apart the baby's rattle and see what makes the noise inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest man, nor even the united strength of all the strongest men that ever lived, could tear apart. Only faith, fancy, poetry, love, romance, can push aside that curtain and view and picture the supernal beauty and glory beyond. Is it all real? Ah, VIRGINIA, in all this world there is nothing else real and abiding.

No Santa Claus! Thank God! he lives, and he lives forever. A thousand years from now, Virginia, nay, ten times ten thousand years from now, he will continue to make glad the heart of childhood.

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Foodscenery :))))

2008-12-25T05:44:00.000-08:00

One word: WOW!

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Interesting..

2008-12-22T06:18:00.001-08:00

Really good illusions :))))

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A photo like this just doesn't come along every day

2008-12-11T14:33:00.001-08:00

A photo like this just doesn't come along every day!

The Original Computer ! ! !]

2008-12-10T05:40:00.001-08:00

The Original Computer!!!!

This made me laugh out loud...

Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider's home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account

A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

And if you had a 3.5 inch floppy.

You just hoped nobody ever found out!?!< /I>

Sneezing :)

2008-12-05T10:45:00.000-08:00

:D

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Office problems.. :P

2008-12-04T15:41:00.000-08:00

Someday.. this can happen to all of us :P

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Made in China...

2008-12-04T05:57:00.001-08:00

MADE IN CHINA

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Idiots... 2

2008-12-03T07:05:00.000-08:00

OMG..

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Anim-als

2008-12-03T06:26:00.001-08:00

:)))))))))))))))))))))))

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Surprise!!!!

2008-12-03T06:25:00.001-08:00

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Playboy

2008-12-03T06:24:00.001-08:00

Hehehe :)

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Don't sleep at work :D

2008-12-03T06:02:00.000-08:00

Don't sleep at work!!! :P

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Love Boat

2008-12-03T05:43:00.001-08:00

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Extreme sport

2008-12-03T05:21:00.001-08:00

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! :D :D :D

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Talent :P

2008-12-03T05:06:00.001-08:00

LOL

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Kako oraspoloziti svog kolegu (fwd)

2008-12-03T05:03:00.000-08:00

How to surprise you colleague when (s)he comes back from the break? :)

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Fwd: FW: [Fwd: Fw: Chewing gum]

2008-12-03T04:29:00.001-08:00

Genetic experimentation

2008-12-01T03:51:00.000-08:00

Careful when opening/ scrolling down!!

After years of genetic experimentation, and dabbling with DNA code,



I think they finally got it right



           Twice the fun..and NO bitching!!!!

Shame of Denmark..

2008-11-30T15:21:00.001-08:00

So sad.. so sad.. pass it on..

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Read till the end..

2008-11-28T03:44:00.001-08:00

It looks dirty but look till the end

Have you ever seen one like that ???

Calm down...

Is just... a Panda baby!!!

What were you thinking???

Dirty mind!!!

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Idiots...

2008-11-28T03:38:00.001-08:00

What the f**king f**k?

:)))))))))))))))

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Halloween

2008-11-28T03:35:00.001-08:00

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Times change...

2008-11-28T03:29:00.001-08:00

:((((

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Un poco de Cuba

2008-11-27T15:32:00.001-08:00

Ahhhhhhhhh....

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Wow a real master!

2008-11-27T15:23:00.000-08:00

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Another Dubai Madness

2008-11-27T15:16:00.001-08:00

1. Water world ... the Atlantis Hotel in Dubai, one of the world's most anticipated hotels, finally opens its doors on September 24. Situated on 113 acres of the Palm Jumeirah, the hotel boasts over 1539 rooms.

2. Water bed .. the Neptune and Poseidon Suites are exclusive to Atlantis, with both bedroom and bath views directly into the mesmerising underwater world of the Ambassador Lagoon.


3. Sea view .. the Ambassador Lagoon is a window into the wonders of the ocean, and the centre-piece of Atlantis, with over 250 species of fish and sea creatures.


4. Fish surprise ... keeping with he water theme, the Lost Chamber is a maze of underwater halls and tunnels under the Ambassador Lagoon with over 65,000 fish.

5. See sea food .... Ossiano is home to a three-star Michelin chef, and offers gourmet seafood with views of the exotic marine life of the Ambassador Lagoon.


6. Pleased to meet you .. Dolphin Bay is a four-and-a-half hectare lush tropical setting where you get the chance to meet the colourful characters in their natural habitat.

7. Big dipper .. Aquaventure is a 42-acre waterpark with the Zigguret Centerpiece that touts a 27.5m vertical drop.


8. Shark tank .. after the Ziggurat, you will emerge slowly through the lagoon at Shark Attack.

9. All washed up .... the Rapids is a 2.3km path of tidal river with one metre waves though a lush tropical landscape.


10. Shark proof ... you can also experience the Shark Tank from the dry, and more comfortable, viewing chamber.


11. Bar view .. sip cocktails in the oceanic space of Barazura and enjoy views overlooking Palm Jumeirah.

12. Grand view .. the Grand Lobby makes a colourful first impression.


13. Bath time .. the spa experience includes two hours of spa treatments, your own private time in a jetted tub and access to both indoor and outdoor relaxation areas.


14. Spa service .... the Royal Spa Suite offers treatments designed to individual needs, and a spa menu delivered by private butler service.

15. Grand designs .... each of the 1373 spacious guest rooms and 166 suites is designed with subtle oceanic and Arabic influences.

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When we think our work sucks...

2008-11-27T15:13:00.001-08:00

OMG... :P

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When you think you are cool!!!

2008-11-27T15:07:00.000-08:00

...SIROTA J

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Why Teachers are So Stressed... dont miss it

2008-11-27T06:50:00.001-08:00

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PAVEMENT ARTIST STRIKES AGAIN (Repeat)

2008-11-27T06:46:00.000-08:00

Pavement Artist strikes again!

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Cooooool and funy pics

2008-11-26T11:05:00.001-08:00

Hope you enjoy them :D

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BETWEEN THE SECONDS II (fwd)

2008-11-26T06:04:00.001-08:00

:P

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Keep your laptop away from grandma :)

2008-11-26T05:52:00.000-08:00

:D

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Best tattoo ever?

2008-11-26T05:44:00.001-08:00

Explicit content..

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Pictures funnies

2008-11-24T17:05:00.000-08:00

http://leenks.com/

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Beeeez

2008-11-24T16:58:00.001-08:00

...Zoom in and scroll slowly :P

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50 Strange Buildings of the World

2008-11-20T16:11:00.000-08:00

Subject: 50 Strange Buildings of the World

1. The Crooked House (Sopot, Poland)

Image via: brocha

2. Forest Spiral - Hundertwasser Building (Darmstadt, Germany)

Image via: Kikos Dad

3. The Torre Galatea Figueres (Spain)

Image via: manuelfloresv

4. Ferdinand Cheval Palace a.k.a Ideal Palace (France)

Image via: Mélisande*

5. The Basket Building (Ohio, United States)

Image via: addicted Eyes

6. Kansas City Public Library (Missouri, United States)

Image via: jonathan_moreau

7. Wonderworks (Pigeon Forge, Tennessee, United States) Image via: jkaty27

8. Habitat 67 (Montreal, Canada)

Image via: ken ratcliff

9. Cubic Houses (Rotterdam, Netherlands)

Image via: vpzone

10. Hang Nga Guesthouse a.k.a Crazy House (Vietnam)

Image via: JonasPhoto

11. Chapel in the Rock (Arizona, United States)

Image via: santanartist

12. Dancing Building (Prague, Czech Republic)

Image via: jemil75

13. Calakmul building a.k.a La Lavadora a.k.a The Washing Mashine (Mexico, Mexico)

Image via: marj k

14. Kettle House (Texas, United States)

Image via: y luckyfukr

15. Manchester Civil Justice Centre (Manchester, UK)

Image via: tj.blackwell

16. Nakagin Capsule Tower (Tokyo, Japan)

Image via: pict_u_re

17. Mind House (Barcelona, Spain)

Image via: angelocesare

18. Stone House (Guimarães, Portugal)

image via: Jsome1

19. Shoe House (Pennsylvania, United States)

Image via: James Gordon

20. Weird House in Alps

Image via: nicolasnova

21. The Ufo House (Sanjhih, Taiwan)

Image via: cypherone @ Taiwan

22. The Hole House (Texas, United States)

Image via: melinnis

23. Ryugyong Hotel (Pyongyang,20North Korea)

Image via: Pricey

24. The National Library (Minsk, Belarus)

Image via: ledsmagazine.com

25. Grand Lisboa (Macao)

Image via: Michael McDonough

26. Wall House (Groningen, Netherlands)

Image via: Liao Yusheng

27. Guggenheim Museum (Bilbao, Spain)

Image via: disgustipado

28. Bahá'í House of Worship a.k.a Lotus Temple (Delhi, India)

Image via: MACSURAK

29. Container City (London, UK)

Image via: y Fin Fahey

30. Erwin Wurm: House Attack (Viena, Austria)

Image via: Dom Dada

31. Wooden Gagster House (Archangelsk, Russia)

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Image via: deputy-dog.com

32. Air Force Academy Chapel (Colorado, United States)

Image via: dbking

33. Solar Furnace (Odeillo, France)

Image via: f2g2

34. Dome House (Florida, United States)

Image via: easement

35. Beijing National Stadium (Beijing, China)

Image via: littlemalt

36. Fashion Show Mall (Las Vegas, United States)
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Image via: b2tse

37. Luxor Hotel & Casino (Las Vegas, United States)

Image via: wallyg

38. Zenith Europe (Strasbourg, France)

Image via: Edouard55

39. Civic Center (Santa Monica)

Image via: karenchu121

40. Mammy's Cupboard (Natchez, MS, United States)

Image via: Live Simply

41. Pickle Barrel House (Grand Marais, Michigan)

Image via: the naked fauxtographer

42. The Egg (Empire State Plaza, Albany, New York, United States)

Image via: iessi

43. Gherkin Building (London City, UK)

Image via: Lawrie Cate

44. Nord LB building (Hannover, Germany)

Image via: iterby

45. Lloyd's building (London City, UK)

Image via: ryanfb

46. "Druzhba Holiday Center (Yalta, Ukraine)

Image via: Argenberg

47. Fuji television building (Tokyo, Japan)

Image via: kamoda

48. UCSD Geisel Library (San Diego, California, United States)

Image via: ewen and donabel

49 .. Ripley's Building (Ontario, Canada)

Image via: Bekah267

50. The Bank of Asia a.k.a Robot Building (Bangkok, Thailand)

Image via: hewy

50+1. Agbar Tower (Barcelona, Spain)

Image via: xn44. P.S. Thank you Jamie

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Pulpit Rock :D

2008-11-20T15:41:00.001-08:00

I wannnna gooooo theeeere... :P

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Will the dollar fall or not ?

2008-11-20T15:20:00.001-08:00

(experts think NO) :))))

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Old dude is my idol!!! :D

2008-11-20T15:18:00.001-08:00

AWESOME!!! :D

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Amen! (ron video)

2008-11-20T14:58:00.001-08:00

Things that can happen in church :)

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First decision of B. Obama ! (fwd)

2008-11-20T04:17:00.001-08:00

XD

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Random cuties

2008-11-20T04:04:00.001-08:00

:D

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The Highest Position Of The World

2008-11-20T04:02:00.001-08:00

Do you know who is sitting in?

The Highest Position of the World ?!

U.S President , George Bush ?

NO

Osama Bin Laden ?

NO

UN General Secretary ?

NO

Pope Benedict ?

NO

I W ill Tell You

But Please

Don't Wonder
 
 

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Recession

2008-11-20T01:32:00.001-08:00

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Fwd: Fw: MURPHY'S LESSER KNOWN LAWS

2008-11-18T07:18:00.001-08:00

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.*

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.*

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would
be stupid enough to try to pass them five or six at a time on a hill
in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by
those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish
and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of
12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.